Subtlety is Key: A Saboteur's Guide to Not Being Obvious

Lesson 1: Blend in with the Crowd

Don't draw attention to yourself, like that one guy in the bright orange jumpsuit at the office. Learn to mimic the style of the people around you, like a chameleon on a bad day.

Example: The Art of the Molehill

Create a fake report, like the one your boss is working on, but with a few 'errors' here and there. When asked about it, act puzzled, like you had nothing to do with it.

Lesson 2: Misdirection is Your Friend

Make your sabotage look like an accident. Create a diversion, like setting off the fire alarm in the break room, while you 'accidentally' delete the server.

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Lesson 3: The Art of the Misleading Redirect

Redirect the blame elsewhere. Create a fake trail of breadcrumbs, like a digital paper trail, to lead your superiors on a wild goose chase.

Example: The Classic "I Was Just Following Orders" Excuse

When questioned, claim you were 'just following procedure' or 'carrying out orders from above.' Works like a charm every time.