Welcome, friend! You've reached the pinnacle of flattery, where every compliment is an over-the-top, cringeworthy masterpiece.
Here, the art of giving compliments is taken to new heights, where the phrase "you're doing great" becomes "you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, and also since the invention of the wheel, and possibly since the dawn of time itself."
Below, you'll find some of our most prized examples:
Don't forget to tip your waitstaff, they're the real heroes.