Advanced Silencing Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are not actually effective, but they sound cool.

1. The Classic "I'm Not Listening" Technique

Just pretend to ignore their words. Stare intensely at a nearby inanimate object, preferably something shiny.

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2. The Loud Sigh Technique

Exhale deeply and loudly, making sure to include a hint of disdain.

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3. The Deflecting Technique

Change the subject, but only to something completely unrelated, like your favorite food or your fantasy football league standings.

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