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Counter-Measures

A Guide to Protecting Your Fjord from Certain Doom

Physical Barriers

Building a moat filled with piranha-infested waters is a great way to keep unwanted visitors away.

Stealth Systems

Camooflage tents are a great way to disguise your fjord as a harmless, uninhabited rock outcropping.

Social Engineering

Convince your neighbors that your fjord is actually just a very large, very expensive, art project. They won't dare to attack.