This FAQ is a comprehensive guide to surviving the simulated reality that is your life. It's not just for survival, it's for thriving!
Procrastination, social media addiction, and existential dread. Don't @ me.
Use our advanced simulation survival techniques: prioritize productivity, set boundaries, and never check your phone before bed. Trust us, it's a matter of life or death.
Don't forget to exercise your mind with our recommended daily dose of Meditation for the Masses and Yoga for the Uncoordinated.