Survival in the depths of the digital void is not just about staying afloat, it's about making a statement.
ASD-Subtle Suggestion = 1:1 ratio of sass to survival skills
ASD-Snarky Suggestion = 1:1 ratio of eye-rolling to survival skills
ASD-Whimsy Warning = 1:1 ratio of wonder to warning signs
Don't just survive, suggest your way to success.