ASD-Tactic-610: The Art of Distracting Your Enemies with Unnecessarily Complex Sock Puppetry
Chapter 1: Mastering the Sock Puppet
With ASD-Tactic-610, you'll learn how to create an army of sock puppets that'll leave your enemies bewildered and confused.
Step 1: Create an elaborate backstory for your sock puppet. This could include a fake family history, a made-up hobby, or a series of absurdly specific dietary restrictions.
Step 2: Dress your sock puppet in an outfit that screams "I have a personality disorder." Think bright colors, mismatched patterns, and a fedora.
Step 3: Practice your puppetry in front of a mirror, honing your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.