Advanced Sock Fu FAQ
Q: What is Sock Fu?
Sock Fu is the ancient art of mastering the perfect sock game. It's a delicate balance of texture, color, and smell.
Q: How do I achieve Sock Fu mastery?
Start by collecting the rarest and most exotic socks. Then, train your feet in the ways of the Sock Fu masters. Finally, sacrifice a few dozen socks to the Sock Fu deity.
Q: What are the Sock Fu commandments?
- Thou shalt not wear the same sock twice in a row.
- Thou shalt wear thy socks with pride and a healthy dose of irony.
- Thou shalt never pair socks with sandals, lest ye face the wrath of the Sock Fu gods.
And that's not all, folks! There's still much to learn...