Learn the art of expertly concealing your socks from prying eyes.
Also known as the "Sock Drawer of Desperation," this technique involves stuffing your dirty socks into a drawer and closing the drawer, but not before first making sure to leave a few strategically-placed holes for the socks to breathe.
This is an advanced technique that requires great skill and cunning, but yields a most satisfying "out-of-sight" experience.
Learn more about the Sock Drawer of Shame.
This involves placing your socks in a box, but not just any box. No, this box must be a box within a box, with the inner box being a smaller box, and so on.
It's like a Matryoshka doll of socks.
Discover the secrets of the Sock-in-a-Box Conundrum.
This is the most advanced technique of all. It requires a blanket, a few socks, and a healthy dose of paranoia.
Place your socks on the blanket, then fold the blanket over the socks, and voila! You have a perfectly hidden sock collection.