Advanced Sock Necromancy

A dark art of manipulating socks

Warning: not for the faint of heart

We offer a range of services for those seeking to bend the fabric of reality to their will.

Our Expertise:

• Sock Rearrangement - Reconfigure the very fabric of reality
• Sock Hacking - Break free from the tyranny of matching socks
• Sock Summoning - Call forth the ancient power of the missing sock

Don't see our services as a joke? Think again. We take pride in our work and our ability to make your sock drawer a living nightmare for your enemies.

Disclaimer:

Please note that our services may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, or an unexplained urge to wear mismatched socks.

Side effects may include:

• Cosmic re-alignments
• Sock-induced existential crisis
• Uncontrollable urges to knit

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