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Stealthy Silhouette Sneaking

Advanced Spy Training: Hand-to-Hand Combat

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate the techniques demonstrated below in real life, as they are highly unlikely to end well for the person attempting to sneak past you.

Objective: Sneak past an opponent undetected, using only your wits and a well-placed trash compactor.

Prerequisites: Basic Surveillance, Advanced Surveillance, Disguise 101, and a solid understanding of the art of pretending to be a harmless office worker.

Techniques:

  1. The Classic "I am a confused office worker" ploy: Stun your opponent with your befuddling incompetence, allowing you to slip past undetected.
  2. The art of "accidentally-on-purpose" bumping into things: A delicate dance of chance collisions, designed to create a diversion and leave your opponent questioning their own sanity.
  3. The use of "inconsequential" items as projectiles: A well-placed stapler, a strategically placed trash compactor, or a conveniently located chair can all be used to distract and disorient.
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