Lesson 1: Choosing the Right Safe House
A good safe house is more than just a place to hide, it's an art form. Think of it as a well-oiled machine, a Swiss Watch, or a finely-tuned ninja lair.
Here are a few things to consider when selecting the perfect safe house:
- Is it within walking distance to the nearest coffee shop? (Priorities, people!)
- Does it have a good view of the surrounding area?
- Is it equipped with state-of-the-art security systems, including but not limited to: motion-sensitive toilet paper dispensers, laser tripwires, and trapdoors that double as bookshelves?
Don't settle for less. You deserve a safe house that makes you feel like a high-stakes spy. Safe House 202: Advanced Surveillance-Proofing Techniques