Advanced Squirrel Hacking: The Art of Squirrelly Maneuvering

Warning: Do not attempt to hack squirrels without proper training and equipment. Squirrels are notoriously difficult to hack, and may lead to nut-based injuries.

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Squirrelly Maneuvering Techniques

• The Squirrelly Slip: A classic hack that involves slipping a small rock under theประก of an unaware squirrel.
• The Bushy Brush: Use thick, prickly bushes to distract the squirrel, then strike when they least expect it.
• Code Red: A high-stakes hack that requires the user to wear a brightly colored jumpsuit.