TECHNIQUE 01: YELLING AT SOMEONE

Yelling at someone can be a complex technique, but it's a crucial one for any serious squirrel hacker.

First, make sure you're in close proximity to the target. A minimum of 3 feet apart is recommended for optimal results.

Next, focus your energy and let the rage build up. A good yell should be like a well-crafted crescendo.

When you're ready, unleash your fury. Be loud, be proud, and be clear: "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU'RE SO SLOW!"

Remember, practice makes perfect. The more you yell, the better you'll get at it.

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