Yell-Someone Technique

Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart. Are you prepared to unleash your inner squirrel fury?

Principles

• Identify your target: who do you want to yell at?
• Choose your medium: will you be yelling at someone in person, over the internet, or through a series of passive-aggressive notes?
• Practice your delivery: find a safe space to hone your yelling skills, away from any actual squirrels.

Practical Applications

• Yelling at your neighbor for not contributing enough squirrel food
• Yelling at your cat for stealing the Squirrel TV remote