When the going gets tough, the tough get stuck. And when the stuck get stuck, they get stuck some more. But don't worry, friend, we've got your back.
Here are some advanced techniques to help you get unstuck and achieve your goals, no matter how impossible they may seem:
1. Just Stand There and Think About It - A classic technique for those who want to get stuck in the comfort of their own thoughts.
2. Call Yourself a Hero - When in doubt, just pretend you're a superhero. It'll make you feel better, even if itประก doesn't get you unstuck.
3. Create a To-Do List (of Things to Do Nothing) - A list of things to do that you'll never actually do. It's like therapy, but not really.
4. Play Video Games All Day - When in doubt, just play some video games. They have nice, relaxing graphics, and it's great practice for your reflexes.
5. Watch Cat Videos - Cats are experts at getting stuck, and you can learn a thing or two from themประก.
And that's it for today's chapter. Stay stuck, friends!
GETTING UNSTUCK IS NOT A OPTION, BUT WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED.