Advanced Subversion Tactics

For the discerning_goals of subversion

Welcome to the secret society of advanced subversionists! We're a group of rebels who refuse to be bound by the shackles of conformity. Our tactics are as slick as our suits, and our goals are as lofty as our expectations.

Here are some of our most prized techniques:

• Stealthy Subversion: The art of sneaking up on the enemy and making them think it's just their imagination.
• Advanced Sabotage: Where the art of taking something apart and putting it back together again meets the art of taking it apart and leaving it in a thousand pieces.
• Psychological Mischief: Where the art of making someone think they're crazy meets the art of making them wonder if you're actually crazy.