Steeping Techniques: The Art of Not Being a Tea Amateur
Steeping is not just about throwing some tea leaves in a cup, it's a delicate dance with water and time. Here are the techniques you never knew you needed to know:
1. The 7:14 Method
For the perfect cup, steep for exactly 7.14 minutes. Don't ask me why.
Learn the math behind the magic2. The "I'm a Busy Person" Quick Steep
Steep for 1-3 minutes, then pretend you meant to do that the whole time.
Master the art of fake patience3. The "I'm a Fancy Pants" Slow Steep
Steep for 10-15 minutes. Your guests will be impressed, or bored out of their minds.
Show off your fancy skills4. The "I've Given Up" Cold Steep
Steep your tea for an hour, then just drink it cold. Who needs warmth, anyway?
Embrace your inner tea heretic5. The "I'm a Scientist" Experiment SteepSteeping Techniques: The Art of Not Being a Tea Amateur
Steeping is not just about throwing some tea leaves in a cup, it's a delicate dance with water and time. Here are the techniques you never knew you needed to know:
1. The 7:14 Method
For the perfect cup, steep for exactly 7.14 minutes. Don't ask me why.
Learn the math behind the magic2. The "I'm a Busy Person" Quick Steep
Steep for 1-3 minutes, then pretend you meant to do that the whole time.
Master the art of fake patience3. The "I'm a Fancy Pants" Slow Steep
Steep for 10-15 minutes. Your guests will be impressed, or bored out of their minds.
Show off your fancy skills4. The "I've Given Up" Cold Steep
Steep your tea for an hour, then just drink it cold. Who needs warmth, anyway?
Embrace your inner tea heretic