The Art of Effective Moustache Maintenance: Technique One
Technique One is for those with a well-groomed moustache, who wish to maintain the status quo.
This technique involves:
- Regularly applying moustache wax
- Carefully combing out the whiskers
- Practicing moustache twirling for optimal flair
- Attending moustache maintenance workshops
- Reading moustache-themed literature
Subtechnique A: Moustache waxing for beginners
Subtechnique B: The art of moustache twirling for the truly advanced