Technique Three: The Art of Over-Engineering

A Study in Futility

When in doubt, add more JavaScript. And then add some more, just in case.

Step 1: Write 5x as many lines of code as necessary to accomplish the task.

Step 2: Realize the code doesn't work and add another 5x the amount of lines.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 until the desired result is achieved.

Advanced Techniques

• Technique Four: The Art of Over-Engineering with Unnecessary Variables
• Technique Five: The Art of Writing Entirely Too Much Commentry

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