Torque Tightening 101: The Art of Over-Tightening

A Comprehensive Guide to Making Things Too Damn Tight

Welcome, aspiring torque tightener! Are you tired of your screws coming loose at the worst possible moment? Do you dream of a world where everything stays firmly attached, even in the most trying of circumstances? Well, you've come to the right place!

Here at Torque Tightening HQ, we'll teach you the secrets of the pros: how to turn the dial to 11, how to apply the perfect amount of torque, and how to make that screw stay put even when the apocalypse comes knocking.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals

Before we dive in, we need to cover the basics:

• The difference between a socket and a hex key
• The art of choosing the right tool for the job
• The importance of not stripping your screws (we mean it)

And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for more advanced topics, including:

• Torque Tightening 201: The Dark Arts
• Torque Tightening 202: The Lost City of Tight

Class Dismissed!

Get ready to take your torque tightening skills to the next level! And if you're not already feeling adequately tight, don't worry – we'll get to that too.