Thaumaturgic Practices for the Modern Magician
Warning: The following practices are highly experimental and may cause unintended side effects, including (but not limited to): spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or irreversible dimensional rifts.
Thaumaturgic Practice 1: Reality Warping
To perform this practice, simply focus your mind and shout "I'm not actually doing this!" at the top of your lungs. Repeat as necessary.
Thaumaturgic Practice 2: Temporal Loopholing
This practice requires a deep understanding of quantum mechanics and a strong stomach. Simply stand in front of a clock and stare intensely at the hour hand.