Time Loops and Chronosynopsis

Practical Applications of Temporal Paradoxes

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Creating a Time Loop with Minimal Cognitive Dissonance

  1. Step 1: Find a reliable chronalogue.
  2. Step 2: Input your desired loop duration.
  3. Step 3: Press the big red button. (Not that one, the one with the flashing hazard warning sign.)

Avoid using the loop to rewatch cat videos. Trust us on this one.

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