Experimental Temporal Loopholing FAQ

We're glad you asked.

• Q: What is Experimental Temporal Loopholing?
• Q: Is it safe?
• Q: Can I use it to change my past?
• Q: Will it affect my cat's catnip addiction?

Q: What is Experimental Temporal Loopholing?

We're glad you asked.

		
			Experimental Temporal Loopholing (ETL) is a revolutionary new technology that manipulates the fabric of time-space.
			Its primary use case is still in development, but we're thinking of using it to deliver pizza faster.
		
	

Q: Is it safe?

We can't make any promises.

Know the risks

Q: Can I use it to change my past?

We're not saying you can, but let's not talk about that.

Discuss with us

Q: Will it affect my cat's catnip addiction?

We're not aware of any feline-related side effects.

See our animal testing results

Known Side Effects

Our team is still testing, but here's what we've seen so far:

• Unintentional time dilation
• Sporadic pocket dimensions creation
• Temporary blindness to socks

Etl Ethics Committee

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Animal Testing Results

We're not saying we're proud of this, but we did test ETL on some cats.

• Subject 1: 3 out of 5 cats experienced temporary loss of whisker function
• Subject 2: Developed a taste for pizza

ETL Terms and Conditions