Advanced Toilet Training

Learn how to navigate the complexities of celebrity toilet etiquette.

Celebrities, we're told, are just like us, but with more money and less talent. And when they do, ahem, their business in public, it's a whole different ball game.

Here's how to stay on top of your toilet game:

• When nature calls, don't be shy. Take a selfie, but don't overdo it. You're not trying out for Insta.
• If you've got a clog, don't freak out. Call your publicist, not the plumber.
• Avoid the '60-second rule.' It's just not that impressive.

And remember, it's not just about you. It's about the toilet, too. Show some respect.

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