Advanced Turbidity Tips

Turbidity is the art of making a mess, and we're not just talking about your grandma's attic. No, no, no. This is about the subtle nuances of creating a perfectly opaque cloud of confusion.

Here are some advanced tips for you:

• Use a combination of 5 different types of glitter for maximum visual impact.
• Invest in a large collection of mismatched socks to create the perfect turbid texture.
• Practice your art of layering to achieve the perfect amount of opacity.

Remember, turbidity is all about creating a sense of mystery and wonder. Or is it? Maybe it's just about making a mess.

For more advanced techniques, see our subpages: