Learn the art of whispering to walls to convey your deepest secrets, and most absurd lies, to anyone within earshot.
From the wall whisperer who told a wall in his therapist's office that he was fine, when really he was on the brink of a nervous breakdown, to the CEO who whispered to the wall in the boardroom that the quarterly earnings were actually quite good (they weren't), the art of whispering walls is a powerful tool in the right hands.