In a world where deadlines loom like a specter of doom, it's easy to get bogged down by the weight of productivity.
But fear not, dear writer! For in this esteemed institution of Advanced Writing Hacks, we shall reveal the ancient secrets of the Procrastination Arts.
Learn the ancient art of doing nothing in our next subpage.
Procrastination, the ultimate productivity hack:
1. Open a new tab for "research" and watch cat videos for hours.
2. Declutter your desk by throwing away all your pens. You don't need them, you never use them.