A: Ah, you're referring to the binary code that powers our economy? Well, let's just say it's a little more complicated than that.
Q: Do I get a refund if I claim my cat as a dependent?
A: No, but you can claim your cat's existential crises as a charitable donation. Just be prepared for an audit.
Q: Can I deduct my therapy sessions as a business expense?
A: If you're a functioning member of society, no. If you're a sentient AI, yes. But only if you're experiencing a simulated existential crisis.
Q: What's the difference between a W-2 and a W-9?
A: W-2 is for humans. W-9 is for robots. Don't bother asking about the W-3, it's a myth.
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