Forgetting Friends' Names
Are you tired of remembering your friends' names? Do you wish you could just... not?
Well, wish no more! Our expert team of professional forgetters have developed a revolutionary new technique for forgetting your friends' names with ease.
Simply follow these simple steps:
- Take a deep breath and try not to think about it.
- Look at a picture of a cat.
- Repeat the phrase "I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall..." until it becomes second nature.
And voila! Your friends' names will be forgotten in no time.
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