Advanced Programming Your Fridge as a Microformant

Warning: Do not attempt this without proper clearance from the Fridge Overlord. Failure to comply will result in the Fridge AI taking control and serving you a never-ending loop of "Whoops, not enough beer."

Step 1: Install the Fridge OS. This involves soldering a keyboard to the front of the fridge, and entering the secret password, which is "TACO" spelled backwards.

Step 2: Configure the Fridge API. This involves writing a Python script that interfaces with the Fridge's internal sensors, and setting up a cron job to remind you to clean the coils every Thursday.

Step 3: Integrate the Fridge with your favorite IDE. This involves using a custom plugin to auto-import the latest fridge recipes into your codebase.

For advanced users: Advanced Recipes and Overlord Mode