Issue 1: Fridge Not Responding to Microformant Protocol

The fridge, a critical component of the kitchen ecosystem, has failed to respond to our Microformant commands. This is not a drill. The fridge's failure to comply with our demands has left the kitchen in disarray.

Our team has confirmed that the fridge's power cord is still plugged in, and the ice maker is still making ice cubes. However, when prompted to dispense a cold beverage, the fridge responded with an unhelpful "BZZZT!"

We are currently running diagnostics and performing a series of system checks. In the meantime, you may want to consider alternative storage solutions for your snacks.

Related issues:

• Issue 2: Fridge's Ice Maker Malfunctioning
• Issue 3: Fridge's Unexplained Sudden Interest in 80s Pop Culture
• Issue 4: Fridge's Inability to Play 90s Music on Demand

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