Lesson 1: The Cups
These little cups are like your emotions, man. They're like, totally deep and stuff. Just remember, a 6 of Cups is like, super good, and a Knight of Cups is like, totally bad. Unless you're a Knight of Cups, then it's like, you're just a Knight of Cups, and that's okay, too.
Lesson 2: The Wands
Wands are like, your passions, man. Like, what you love to do with your free time. Just don't try to sell your wand to someone else, or you'll be like, totally burned.
Lesson 3: The Swords
Swords are like, your thoughts, man. Like, what you're thinking about right now. Just don't think about how much you're overpaying for this course on salesmanship, or you'll be like, totally lost in thought.
Lesson 4: The Cups (continued)
See, the Cups are like, really important, man. You gotta learn about them. Or, you know, just pretend you do.
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