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Here be the den of the most notorious space pirate in the galaxy, Captain Zara "The Sassy" Zorvath!

Notorious Reputation

• Master of the dark arts of space combat and navigation
• Expert at making poor life choices
• Has a reputation for leaving a trail of destruction in her wake

Want to know more about the infamous Captain Zara? Click here for her full, totally-not-made-up biography!

The Sassy's Fleet

• The Maelstrom, her trusty spaceship
• The Maelstrom's Crew, the most motley crew in the galaxy

Still not satisfied? Visit the Maelstrom's Shipments to learn about the Sassy's favorite space-squanderware!

The Sassy's Favorite Haunts

• The Planets of the Damned, where the Sassy's favorite pastime is causing chaos and mayhem
• The Planet Z, her favorite haunt, where she's known to leave a trail of destruction and broken hearts

Want to see the Sassy's favorite places to visit? Click here!

Or maybe you just want to leave the Sassy a message? Use the contact form!