Supergluing Your Shoes: The Ultimate Guide

Step 1: Prepare for Liftoff

Don your finest outfit, preferably a onesie with extra padding for impact protection.

Ensure your shoes are in good condition, but let's be real, they're probably not.

Proceed to Step 2: Glue Application and Potential Disfigurement

Safety Precautions

Do not attempt to superglue yourself to the floor. It's not a good look.

Supergluing your shoes is a serious business. Wear safety goggles, at the very least.

Do not superglue your pets. They will hate you for it.

Supergluing your fingers to a table will not, in fact, increase productivity.

Proceed to Step 3: Unbinding and Recovery