Don your finest outfit, preferably a onesie with extra padding for impact protection.
Ensure your shoes are in good condition, but let's be real, they're probably not.
Proceed to Step 2: Glue Application and Potential Disfigurement
Do not attempt to superglue yourself to the floor. It's not a good look.
Supergluing your shoes is a serious business. Wear safety goggles, at the very least.
Do not superglue your pets. They will hate you for it.
Supergluing your fingers to a table will not, in fact, increase productivity.