Temperature Sensitive Sour Cream Tap

A delicately tuned tap for the discerning gourmands.

Our Temperature Sensitive Sour Cream Tap is a marvel of engineering, capable of adjusting the viscosity of your soured cream to match the ambient temperature of your immediate surroundings.

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Side effects may include: excessive cream consumption, spontaneous singing of show tunes, or sudden urge to don a beret.

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