TROUBLESHOOTING: TEMPORARY DISCONTINUE OF ADVANCED CABLE TAP

Symptoms:

• Tap water temperature fluctuates wildly, making it difficult to determine optimal cream viscosity.
• Tap water tastes like a mix of lukewarm disappointment and despair.
• Tap water occasionally shoots out tiny, angry-looking miniature versions of itself.

Solutions:

• Replace tap water with slightly less tap water.
• Consult local experts in Extreme Tap Waterology for guidance on optimal tap water viscosity.
• Install a miniature tap water shield to protect yourself from the miniature tap water attacks.