Temperature Sensitive Sour Cream Tap: Known Issues

Please do not attempt to use our product during extreme weather events.

• 1. Randomly dispenses mayhem when exposed to temperatures above 32°F (0°C)
• 2. May experience spontaneous combustion when used near a microwave
• 3. Users have reported experiencing existential dread when confronted with the tap's existential implications

For more information, see Technical Details or User Guides.