Technique 3: The Art of Unnecessary Sarcasm

Subtitle: Because Who Needs Actual Skill When You Can Just Roll Your Eyes?

Sarcasm is an art form

Step 1: Master the art of saying "Oh, joy, I get to do this again."

Step 2: Learn to say "Wow, what a thrilling experience!" when you're actually just eating a plain cracker.

Step 3: Practice your deadpan face in the mirror until you can maintain it for hours on end.