The Nasal Flick: A Technique for the Ages

In a world where the air conditioning unit in your apartment building has been out for months, and the landlord is nowhere to be found, the nasal flick becomes an art form.

It's a delicate dance between holding your breath, and letting it rip.

Step 1: Prepare Your Face

Wet your beak, and get comfortable.

Step 2: The Flick Itself

Advanced Techniques

For the truly experienced nasal flicker, try:

• Holding Your Breath for Hours
• Double Flicking for Maximum Impact

Common Pitfalls

Don't be a rookie:

• Over Flicking: A Rookie Mistake
• Under Flicking: The Silent Killer