Advanced Feline Geomancy | A Guide to the Ancient Art of Cat Wisdom

Geomancy, the art of divining the secrets of the universe through the careful study of mouse movements and dust accumulation patterns, has long been the domain of humans. But what about the felines? What about cats?

It turns out, cats have been practicing geomancy for centuries, and their wisdom is far more profound than ours.

The Basics

The first step in mastering feline geomancy is understanding the language of the whisker.

The Art of Dust Accumulation

Not just any dust will do. No, no. The dust of the feline geomancer must be carefully collected, analyzed, and interpreted.

The Power of Pounce Patterns

By studying the pounce patterns of the feline, you can unlock the secrets of the universe.

Advanced Techniques

For those who have mastered the basics, we offer advanced techniques, including:

• Mouse Divination
• Fur Reading
• Claws of Destiny
• Catnip Cartomancy