Damage Assessment Subpages

Financial Damage

This page is dedicated to calculating the monetary value of an affair. We're talking dollars and cents, folks.

Use our handy calculator to figure out how much you've spent on love letters, secret getaways, and other clandestine activities.

Calculate Financial Damage

Relationship Damage

How many relationships have you ruined because of this thing? We're talking friends, family, and even your cat.

We'll help you quantify the destruction you've brought upon those around you.

Calculate Relationship Damage

Mental Health Damage

Don't worry, we won't judge you. We'll just help you calculate the toll this affair has taken on your sanity.

We're talking sleepless nights, anxious mornings, and that one time you ate an entire pizza by yourself.

Calculate Mental Health Damage
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