From the Crusaders' crusade to the Crusaders' brunch, we've lost so many good causes. Let's face it.
The Lost Cause of the Missing Sock
The Lost Cause of the Forgotten Sock Drawer
The Lost Cause of the Missing Remote Control
The Lost Cause of the Forgotten Password
Or maybe just go to the Lost Cause of the Century, because let's be real, that's probably just as lost as the rest.
Or maybe just Go Home and pretend you never came here.