That Guy is back in town, because you specifically asked for him. We're not sure why you asked, but we're pretty sure it's not because you wanted to be alone with your thoughts.
He's here to regale you with tales of his adventures, and probably bore you with his opinions.
He's been known to bring his accordion, and possibly his ukulele, and will likely play both until you want to cry.
So, buckle up, because That Guy is here to stay.