Affinity Scheme

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most totally-not-a-social-climber affinity scheme in the galaxy!

We're not just a social club, we're a lifestyle. A way of life that says, 'I've got 20,000 subscribers on my Discord and I'm not afraid to use them.'

Join our ranks and receive:

• Early access to our secret underground bunker
• Exclusive access to our 'I'm-a-celebrity-let's-get-coffee' Discord channel
• Free membership to our monthly 'I-just-spent-an-hour-reading-a-book-and-I-feel-pretentious' reading circle

Don't believe the haters. Our affinity scheme is not just for the rich, the famous, or the 'I've-got-a-6-figure-invested-in-my-gaming-pc' crowd.

It's for anyone who's willing to shell out the cash for the right to say, 'I'm part of the in-group.'