It all started with the invention of the closet monster.
At first, it was just a harmless little creature, but soon it grew into a behemoth of terror, with razor-sharp edges and a penchant for jumping out at you in the middle of the night.
Now, we're not saying it's the only thing you should be afraid of. No, no. There's also:
- the laundry monster (it gets bigger and smellier every week)
- the dust bunnies (they multiply when you're not looking)
- the sock monster (it eats your favorite socks)
So, don't be afraid. We're all in this together.
We're just going to... under the bed for a bit.