Where we'll try to help you, but probably won't.
Located in a dingy, cramped basement beneath the city's main library, our team of highly trained mediators will attempt to resolve your issues, but let's be real, we're all just here for the free coffee machine.
It all started when our founder, a disgruntled bureaucrat, realized that sometimes you just need someone to talk to, even if that someone is a middle-aged man in a plaid suit.
Read the full story of how we ended up here.We're not actually a place of business, we're just a bunch of misfits trying to make a buck off the miseries of others.
Learn more fun facts about our 'organization'.But hey, it's not all bad! Our mediators are highly skilled at listening, but not actually doing anything about your problems. It's like a free therapy session, but without the actual therapy.
See some examples of the 'services' we 'provide'.