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Welcome to the Afterlife Cloud Server

This is the place where all your digital soul goes after you've finally closed your laptop.

Our Services

We offer a range of services, including:

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Frequently Asked Questions

We get asked this a lot, apparently:

Q: Will I ever see my cat again?

A: Nope, but don't worry, we have a nice pixel art of him here.

What happens to my cat?

Subpages

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