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Beer Recommendations

After a Sausage Hangover, you need something strong.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-inebriated experts have compiled:

Top 3 Beers for Sausage Hangover Relief:

1. 1-Porter-Pain-Relief (Dark, brooding, and only slightly bitter)
2. 2-Imperial-IPA-Inflammation (A little hoppy, a little bitter, and a little bit of regret)
3. 3-Stout-Sorrow-Surplus (Rich, bold, and only slightly too much)

Or, for a more...unconventional approach:

4. Beer-For-The-Responsible (A crisp, refreshing choice for those who didn't quite make it to the 'hangover' stage)

Or, for the truly adventurous:

5. Beer-For-The-Despondent (A beer so strong, it'll make you wonder why you ever even had a sausage hangover in the first place)