Agenda for the Utterly Forgetful

Today's Schedule:

8:00 AM Wake up, get coffee
12:00 PM Lunchtime. Hopefully, you didn't forget.
3:00 PM Take a nap. You're probably still asleep from lunch.
6:00 PM Dinner time! If you can remember what you ate for lunch.
9:00 PM Try to recall why you're here. Good luck.

Other Events:

Support Group for People Who Clearly Can't Remember Anything Buy a Brain Fertilizer to Help You Remember Consult a Therapist Who Understands